Welcome To Jake Sez
A blog written mainly in Sprockerish or sometimes translated into English
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I dontz az fone but I do az bone. You canz email me instead and I will getz my secretary to reply when I am not busyz.
Sleeping iz my favorite fing. I iz alwayz getting in 40 winks when I iz not eating, running or on ball frow. My hoomans sayz I canz sleep for Hingerland. Not sure what dat meanz but if I canz get paid in gravey bonez for doing it, sign me up pleaze!