Jake Sez

Musings of Jake the Sprocker

Diary of a Sprocker by Jake Wilson - Age 5

A blog written mainly in Sprockerish or sometimes translated into English

Saturday 20th August 2016 - In the original Sprockish

Hello Sprockets Jake here

I haz had one fantastic week.

Sunday morning da fatbloke surfacesz an we go off walkiez. No just down da manorway, bu to me fav place in da world down Stanford beach. I know how lucky am I ballfrow on Saturday den big walkiez, swimmiez an mudz on Sunday. It would have been perfick but overlefts waz da fish not chicken.

Monday waz a visit to da suvern Hoograndad an Hoogranz. Which meanz loadz o fuss loadz o Sammie da catz food, treatz an dentastix. Also lotz of confy placez to nap an lotz of placez to leave prezziez in da garden.

Thursday night, I still not believez it, dere waz da nasty stinky fox hiding in HooUncle Malc’s garden so I shoutz “get orf aaarrrrt of eeet” az we say in Essex. Diz woke Hoodad, I know weird huh nuffink wakez him he sleepz like da dead person normally. But da sneaky fox waz hidez so he went back to bed. Now here comez da worst bit. Da damn fing jumpz in me garden an set da lightz off. I charge to da door window and da rotten fing iz sticksz it tongue out at me den startz playing wiv me toyz. I waz get so mad an shouty both Hoominz came down. But it not run off it commitz da biggest most horrid offence to me dat it could. It start paly wiv me wormey, I luvz my wormey best of all my toyz, it chuck him in da air an iz lickz him everyfing. Well by now I iz mental even Baby da catz waz impressed how mad I waz. Hoomum not let me go kick itz butt, so hoodad go an chase it off. Da cheek of da nasty fox I not believez, all Friday night I runz out in da garden to makes sure it not come back, but I fink da sight of da fatbloke in him JimJamz iz enough to scarez off anyfing.

Hoomum waz well please wiv herself diz week as she finally gotz da pics of me an one of me English birdz, Truffle. She iz well cute don’t you fink? See da pics attached.

Well diz iz me last post for a while. Me an Baby iz go to Barehamz puppy an kitty hotel an spar for da nice break. Not worry about da Hoomiz we haz book dem in kennelz in Majorca an HooAuntie Kay iz go to keepz eye on dem, espec da Hoodad az I book dem All Inclusive to givez him a treat wiv burp juice free all day.

So haz da great bank holz wiv da Hoominz you lookz after an I will be back after me Holibobz.

Sprock on Puppies, Luvz Jake xx

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