Diary of a Sprocker by Jake Wilson - Age 4½
A blog written mainly in Sprockerish or sometimes translated into English
Saturday 17th October 2015 - In the original Sprockish
Hello Sprockets Jake here.
Well I haz da best ever walkiez in Westley Heightz. Da Hoominz double team me wiv da girlie coloured balls on string fingz. I waz well cream crackerd by da finish that at da end of walkiez I sitz down for a rest. Hoomum put da figer of hate on me and da Hooda goes to da Nom Nom van in da car park. Den da best bit happenz I haz a whole Ice creamz to me not just da Hoodad overleftz. It waz lush I gobblez it up cone and all in da double quick time. I just wantz to know why I haz to wait till I iz four and a half Hoomin yearz for me own icecream ? Pic one and tow iz me an me Icecreamz.
Monday duvet day waz ruined again an diz time not for da make Jakie clean room. Da fing dat make hot water and heat broke on Saturday when Hoomum waz showerz. So we had da man round on Monday interruptz my duvet day. He make loz of noise and do da suckey in air fing an tell Hoomum it “dead jim Dead” ( I haz been watch Startrek). Diz meanz no chance of da Jakie shower diz week so I iz getting da super good stank an I luvz it.
On da up up side I haz loadz more cuddlez dan usual as da are stealz da Jakie heat to keepz warm. On da downside Hoodad keep put hiz horrible feetz on me. Dey iz da fugleyest fingz you ever see, Hoomum screamz and smacks him while making pukey noisez if he goes near her wiv dem fugley feet. But da cuddlez iz nice, I guess dey fugley from holing da fatman upz all dem yearz. (Hmmmm… he wont be getting another Ice cream anytime soon. (Hoodad)).
I haz been allowed out in me garden again which waz nice but on Friday da fence felled down coz da builderz not fix it up dey just leaned it on da post so poor Hoodad getz home from da busy week at work an haz to fix da fence so I can go in da garden again, he luvz me loadz so I give him snugglesz while he watch da rugby, thatz what da other pics are. Az a special reward I left loadz of prezziez for him in da garden.
Well datz all today I iz off for da snoozez.
Sprock on Puppiez Luvz Jake xx
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