Diary of a Sprocker by Jake Wilson - Age 4¼
A blog written mainly in Sprockerish or sometimes translated into English
Saturday 25th July 2015 - In the original Sprockish
Hello Sprockets Jake here.
My bad feelingz came true, it waz shower da Jakie Sunday. All da good stank iz gone iz so sad it mustz be cruelty to a sprocket surely.
If havez showerz not bad enough my Auz trip iz off. Da Hoodad findz da hole and fillz it in and den putz slab so I not able to digz no more, it’s so unfair. I triez to bribez him and sayz he could come to and drinkz da Aussie beer but even dat not sway da meanie.
Now we iz havez builders round for an extenshun. Its horrible dey wantz to move to food scoff room to da outside of da kitchen, not bad in it selfz. But it what dey wantz to do to da oldz food scoff room. I not believez what I about to say, I iz in shockz, itz gonna be turnz into a Jakie bathroom. OMD I notz wantz a bathroom I wantz fried chickenz, treatz and tennis ballz not a stank removal space of my ownz. Whatz can I do, I needz help an quick. Any Sprocker police in da area can comez arrestz da Hoominz before dis nasty crime iz committed?
On a better note da ballfrow was ace today. It cold so I not getz hot and could runz full turbo speed all da wayz. Also Hoodad had to putz da big green coatz on and a beanie hatz, it makez him look like da Jolly green Giant but one dat haz let dem selvez go quite bad *grin* Don’t tellz him he might do da red veiny face fing and dat not good at hiz age.
But coz of da rain da muddy puddle not muddy it like a bath all clean and nice smelly so I dipped but not for long as I needs to build da stank up againz. Da bestz fing waz I not dry outz so I had towel, I missed mu towelz after walks when I driesz in da sun. Pic one is me waits for da towel pic two iz me relax wiv my lovely towel.
Well haz a fab Saturday I off to snooze so I hasz energiez to bark at da builders den dey be scared and not make da Jakie bathroom.
Sprock on Puppies luvz Jake xx
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