Diary of a Sprocker by Jake Wilson - Age 3
A blog written mainly in Sprockerish or sometimes translated into English
Saturday 7th March 2015 - In the original Sprockish
Hello Sprockets Jake here.
Well I fink Hoodad is havingz da guilt coz he waz away wiv da work fing. I got a bonus ballfrow on Friday morning, it waz only on da Manorway but it waz a great start to da duvet day Frday alwayz iz. Da Cat and me got fish leftoverz too which waz lush.
So imagine my surprize when today, Saturday, (it iz Saturday isn't it?), Hoodad is stirring before even da work day alarm. I finkz oh perhapz he just need da loo. But no at 6:10 am I knowz coz I checked da clock I hearz him on da stairs, I run to checkz and sure enoughz he in da ballfrow clothez, der must be some law against dis it iz da weekend and we haz lie inz on weekendz.
We is out so earliez da street lightz is still on, birdz are asleep, even da seagull mafia iz not up yet and dey iz always up plotting against Sprockerz wiv sexy earz ( dey not realize we all got sexy earz). When I charge dem to wake dem up dey shout nasty fings at me like " Twirly Jake, Twirly Jake", I barks back "I notz twirly I just wagz me tailz fast". Hoodad den pointsz out dey iz saying "too Early Jake" not twirly so even dey knew it no fair to be outz at dis time of night. I do haz trouble wiv da Pirate/Essex accent of da seagull mafia.
So Sprocker police iz dere anyfing I can charge da Hoodad wiv too makez sure I getz me liez in?
About three quarterz of da way round ball frow we meetz da first other dog out in da middle of da night. Her name waz Ruby and she fell for da sexy earz, dere waz lotz of sexy bumz sniff and kisses before she chased off to her Hoomin. It might have beenz early but Jakieboy still gotz it
She waz da only dogz I see till we waz nearly back homez. I haz never been so gladz to see my sofa as da attached picz show.
Well I iz gonna catch up on da beauty sleepz.
Sprock on Puppies luvz Jake xx
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